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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

LSU baseball vs. UCLA game suspended on Monday night. Here's when it will resume - NOLA.com

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Gucci Owner Picks Auto Executive for One of Global Luxury’s Top Jobs - WSJ

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Scientists stunned as underwater volcano unleashes over a million giant eggs - Glass Almanac

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why should we share our wife with others?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

No go.

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?