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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:14

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
LSU baseball vs. UCLA game suspended on Monday night. Here's when it will resume - NOLA.com
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Gucci Owner Picks Auto Executive for One of Global Luxury’s Top Jobs - WSJ
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Scientists stunned as underwater volcano unleashes over a million giant eggs - Glass Almanac
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why should we share our wife with others?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
No go.
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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